Fiendish Fun:

by: The Media Fiend

Greetings Fiend-Fans:

                        Unfortunately I must report that the Media Fiend has gone and got himself arrested again. Although most people would find this unfortunate circumstance distressing the Media Fiend finds it an opportunity to hang out with his friends… sigh…

 

Evidently in an effort to reach across the aisle after the recent election he crashed both post-election events, ate all the food, drank all the booze and did terrible things to future leaders of America. Although he has an uncanny ability to slip by security they started to catch on after the fifth or sixth "event".

 

Having said all of that I've posted his bail and I'm friends with the judge… he owes me a few favors. The fiend will be back next issue. .

 

                                                                                    - Lord Caine.