We liked this one
because it reminded us of one of those great old tall tales…
Old Cyrus
By James McCormick
Old Cyrus had seen many things
during his seventy-eight years, but he had never seen anyone walk out from a
twister before. It was the damnedest
thing. He was sat outside his grocery
store, polishing a cheap old lamp, when he felt the wind get up. A tumbleweed rolled past and then it
happened. The twister came spinning down
the dry, dusty path that ran through the little town. As it reached his store the man stepped out of it.
The twister continued down the
track but the figure stayed put, studying his new surroundings. After he had
taken a good look he
glanced down at himself. He was wearing
a rancher style hat, Texan boots, jeans and a white t-shirt. He seemed to approve of the attire for he
allowed himself a small nod of satisfaction.
After a moment or two he
became aware of Cyrus watching him. He
gave the old man a smile and walked over to him.
He stopped at the store’s porch and ran his eyes over
the black, crinkled face of its owner.
He tipped his hat and said something, but in a language Cyrus had never
heard.
‘Sorry young feller, or whatever you are,’ the old man
replied. ‘We only speak English, and sometimes
Spanish, around these parts.’ The
figure’s eyes widened as comprehension lit his handsome features,
‘Ah,’ he responded.
‘The language of the Angles and Saxons; the greatest knights to fight for Christendom.’
Cyrus’ face was blank, for all he knew the man might as well still be
talking in a foreign language. The
newcomer looked down at the cheap tin object Cyrus had been polishing,
‘Are you the owner of this lamp?” he asked. Cyrus gave a shrug,
‘I guess so,’ he said gazing at the ornament in his
skinny hands,
‘Old widow Larkin gave it me
when she couldn’t pay her bill. To tell
the truth, I didn’t really want it, but she and Martha, that’s my late
wife, were such good friends that I couldn’t really refuse. She’s a good woman, just fallen on hard
times is all.’
The
figure nodded gravely,
‘The world is full of injustice my friend,’ he rejoined.
Cyrus leaned back in his rocker and put the lamp down on the porch. He took a crushed pack of cigarettes from his shirt pocket, removed one and tapped it lightly on the
arm of his rocker.
‘Sure is,’ he said.
‘Had my own share as well. Guess like most
folks.’
‘I do not doubt it Mr …’
‘Call me Cyrus,’ the old man
said. The stranger nodded,
‘Your words carry a great and eternal truth to them
Cyrus. Life is full of tragedy. But, strange as it sounds, I can change all that, at least for you.’
Cyrus produced a lighter and lit his cigarette. He took a puff and studied the figure from behind a cloud of
blue tobacco smoke.
‘How exactly?’ he asked. The figure placed a boot on the porch, ‘I
have certain … abilities.’ Cyrus
squinted at him.
‘You
saying you got magic powers?’ he asked, illustrating the question with a
circular motion of his cigarette. The
figure nodded.
‘I am indeed,’ he
answered. Cyrus nodded,
‘So
you’re a kind of angel?’ the old man asked, his voice matter of fact.
The stranger smiled, ‘In a
way,’ he replied. ‘I’m your Djin. You summoned me here by rubbing that lamp.’
Cyrus took the cigarette from
his mouth and frowned. The expression
caused his white, bushy eyebrows to meet in the middle.
‘Your an ‘Injin?,’ he asked. The figure
shook his head,
‘No, I am your Djin, or maybe as you translate
the word, genie.’ Cyrus let out a weak, rasping chuckle that
brought on a small bout of coughing.
The stranger
folded his arms indignantly.
‘You don’t believe me?’ he asked. Cyrus gave a shrug of his bony shoulders,‘I
don’t know. A man who travels by
twister should be given the benefit of the doubt.’
‘Then why do you laugh?’ the figure demanded,
‘Timing,’ the old man replied. ‘Just timing.’ The figure shook his head.
‘I do not understand,’ he said. Cyrus took another draw on his cigarette and
sat forward a little, engaging his visitor more fully.
‘When I was a young man,’ he began, his coal black
eyes taking on a far away look, ‘more years ago than I care to remember, I had dreams. Believe it or not I used to be one of them
ambitious types,
yes sir. One of them ambitions was to
build up this little business here, except it wasn’t so little in them days,
into a chain all over America, maybe even the world. I wanted to be one of them millionaires.’ His eyes narrowed in a challenge,
‘I could have used your help then Mr Genie.’
The figure looked over the old, somewhat dilapidated
shop, ‘That could be your first wish,’ he said. ‘You know a Djin grants
three wishes.’ Cyrus thought for a
moment then shook his head,
‘What would I want with a business empire at my
age? I’m an old man, soon for my box.’ He sighed as he added, ‘Ready too.’
The figure shrugged, ‘That also is no problem. I could make you young again.’
Cyrus, much to the figure’s consternation, still looked far from impressed.
‘Nope, that’s no good either.’
The figure looked puzzled,‘Why?’ he demanded.
The old man took another tote on his cigarette.
‘Because,’ he answered, ‘being young is no use to me if I can’t be with the only woman I
ever loved. I lost my May eight years
ago, and I’m kind of looking forward to being with her again. If you’d come when she was dying from her
heart you could’ve done something. Unless you’re
telling me you can bring the dead back to life again.’ His old watery eyes challenged the figure to
say he could.
‘Well, the figure muttered, gazing down at his boots. ‘I can’t exactly do that.’ Cyrus gave a humph to indicate he had
thought as much. He took the cigarette
from his mouth and let out a series of smoke rings.
‘You see Mr Genie. You’ve
come a bit too late to help me. Twenty
or thirty years earlier and I would probably have jumped at the chance.’
The self-assured manner that the figure had exuded when
he had introduced himself was rapidly fading. He rubbed his square chin rubbed his chin, a troubled look on his face.
He was silent for a moment as he ran the problem through his mind.
Finally he raised a forefinger to indicate he had come
up with a solution, ‘I have an idea Cyrus,’ he announced with a satisfied
smile. ‘How about I send you back in
time for your first wish? That way you
could be with your May again. For your
second wish I could make you young again and for your final wish you could be
rich.’
He folded his arms triumphantly, his face beaming.
Cyrus’ eyes widened with interest. He usually came across as laid back and
somewhat whimsical concerning life and things in general. But that was the way he had become to be able
to endure the hardships life had chosen to throw at him. An hour never went by without him thinking
of his May. They had had only one child
together, long ago, but she had died while still a baby. All he had now was the store, and that was no more than a shack
that got three customers a day if he was lucky. For these
reasons the figure’s proposal sparked his interest.
‘Well,
what do you say?’ his would be benefactor asked. Cyrus went to put the cigarette to his lips but it just hovered
there, lips and hand disconnected.
He stared at the figure gazing
up at him, ‘I’d be as spry and as full of hope as I
used to be?’ He
asked.
The figure nodded,‘Of course,’
he answered. ‘The second wish, the one
to make you young again would take care if that. Once you are back in time from your first wish I’ll put you in
your twenties again with all that entails.’
He gave Cyrus a wink. ‘So will May. Think about it, a young couple in
love.’
Cyrus gave a wheezy chuckle,‘And I’ll be one of them
millionaires as well?’
The figure grinned,‘Of course, the last wish takes care of that.’
A broad, nearly toothless smile broke out over the
old, black man’s face, ‘Okay Mr Genie,’ he said. ‘You got me interested.
I’ll take those three wishes. So
clap your hands or whatever it is you do and let’s go.’
The figure bowed, ‘Very well,’ he said. ‘But, just one thing first.’ Suddenly, from
nowhere, a piece of paper
appeared in one of his hands.
Cyrus eyed it curiously,‘What’s that for?’
‘Oh, nothing really,’ the figure answered. ‘I just need you to sign your name at the bottom,
that’s all.
‘So, it’s kinda like a contract?’
‘I suppose you could say that. But it’s no more than a formality really.’ He handed it to Cyrus and the old man
noticed that the cigarette he had been holding had changed into a pen. He started to read it, mumbling the words as
he did so.
‘You don’t need to study it,’ the figure said. ‘There’s nothing to it really.’ Cyrus held up a hand,
‘If there’s one thing you
learn being in business is that you always read a contract.’ The figure held his breath as he watched the
old man. Cyrus was going to read it
all, every damn word. When he had
finished he lowered the paper in his lap. He scratched his head,
‘What’s does it mean when it
says my ‘unseen self?’, he asked, tapping the relevant
part of the contract.’
The figure looked uncomfortable,
“It means, err, … well. All it refers to is your non physical
body. The part you can’t see. That’s all.’ He said all this very quickly.
He threw the old man a broad smile,
‘It’s not important though Cyrus. You’ll be young again, young, rich and with
May. You won’t even miss this unseen self. Just think of it.’
Cyrus frowned, doing just that. He rocked to and fro for a good minute on
his chair as he considered the stranger’s offer. A couple of times he studied the figure before him, his eyes
narrowing a little as he did.
Suddenly the rocker stopped. The old man let out a soft chuckle and then much to the figure’s
surprise shook his head,
‘No deal,’ the old man said. There was an amused tone in his voice.
‘What do you mean?’ the figure asked. He regarded Cyrus as if he had gone
mad. ‘You want to pass up my offer?’
‘Yep,’ the old man replied with a nod of his head.
‘Why?’ the stranger asked his arms thrown up in a
gesture of disbelief.
‘Cause, I reckon you aint no genie,’ Cyrus
answered. He picked up the lamp and ran an eye over it.
‘And this aint nothing but a piece of tin.’ He tapped an inscription on the base,
‘This old thing was made in Mexico. It used to be used
for pouring out tequila or something.
There aint no magic in it and it didn’t call you here.’
The figure opened his mouth to protest but no
words came out. Cyrus grinned,
‘I found you
out,’ he went on. ‘I never had much
education, and I never went to Sunday school, and I aint been the best of
Christians either, but … I know
enough to realise who you really are.
My momma, God bless her, used to warn me about you. But I never thought I’d meet you, no
sir. It’s a lucky thing I found you
out. My time’s nearly up, and I’m ready
to go. You were putting thoughts in my
head that just plain didn’t belong
there.’
The figure
stared at him. His handsome features hardened. There was no attempt at
a smile now. Cyrus noticed that he did
not look so handsome anymore; but he would have been hard pressed to say what exactly had changed in his appearance.
‘You’re making a mistake,’ the figure said in voice
much deeper than before.
He pointed a finger at Cyrus, ‘You are old, rotting
away as I look at you. Very soon you will take your last breath, and you may
very well end up with me anyway. You
said yourself you haven’t
been the best of Christians.’
Cyrus was unruffled, ‘If you was so sure of that you
wouldn’t have tried to trick me in the first place, now would you?’
He shook his head, ‘No, maybe I haven’t been the most
pious of fold but I’ve led a good life.
I never hurt no one, always tried to do the right thing. And when I do die I’ll be back with my
May. I know that sure square enough.’
He challenged his tempter with his almost toothless smile,
‘You aint got nothing to offer me. Now scat, and worse luck next time.’
The figure glared at Cyrus with pure malice, ‘Stay here then
and
rot, old fool,’ he cried. He looked
ugly now, and his lip curled back on one side to reveal large sharp teeth. He looked as if he wanted to tear the old
man apart but Cyrus wasn’t scared, he’d signed
nothing, the figure had no power over him.
The figure raised his hands
and then with a cry of rage disappeared in a cloud of smoke. After he was gone a strange odour filled the
air. Cyrus supposed he had had his
first whiff of brimstone.
The old man gave a shrug and
looked down. The paper had gone and his pen had turned back into his
cigarette. It had almost burned down to
nothing.
‘Well,’ he muttered to himself. ‘I never liked
salesmen anyway.’ He took his final
draw on the cigarette. He was ready to go now, to drift off to sleep.
There was no fear. He leaned
back in his rocker, closed his eyes and gave a weary sigh.
Later that day, Mrs Price, a
big woman with just as big a heart, came by for her weekly supplies. She found Cyrus as she often did, sat in his
chair, dozing the hot afternoon away.
‘Cyrus,’ she called.
‘Wake up you lazy bones. It’s
your best customer.’
But Cyrus didn’t move.
With an anxious speed the woman mounted the porch and bent over
him. He looked asleep but …, she felt
his face, it was cold and the muscles beneath the skin stiff.
She felt the pulse on his neck to be sure.
‘Well, Cyrus,’ she said in a voice full of tenderness,
‘You was just saying the other week how you still missed your May, and now I’m
sure you’re back together once again.’
The smile that lingered on the old man’s face
suggested she was right.