Fiendish Fun:
by: The Media Fiend
1979: It’s a broiling hot Indian-Summer day in
Rahway New Jersey. You’re a pre-teen Media Fiend trapped visiting an Aunt and
Uncle with your Parent Fiends. There’s talk of “visiting that new indoor
mall”...all seems lost.
Suddenly Father Fiend
throws out a life-preserver, “Wanna’ see a movie instead?”
The others leave for the wilds of JC
Penney, Hickory Farms, etc. as you scan the unfamiliar movie listings.
Suddenly, with no expectations, there it is! Though no larger than 3 postage
stamps it is the most impressive movie ad you’ve ever seen, the heart of a
dream made reality, part 2 in what is inarguably the greatest cinematic trilogy
of its type… DAWN OF THE DEAD is playing at a theater near you.
BACKTRACK
1974: You’re allowed to stay up past your bedtime
with Big Brother and Big Sister Fiend on Halloween to watch NIGHT OF THE LIVING
DEAD on Chiller Theatre. Defying all permissive parenting predictions, you
actually DO stay awake.
It instantly becomes your favorite
movie. Wayyyy scarier than WILLY WONKA, with none of the damn singing.
TRACKBACK
1979:So
here it is. The long awaited sequel. Father Fiend notices there’s no rating in
the ad, “ Well, it’s not X, and I’ll be with you…just tell mom that we went to
THE BLACK HOLE.”
Father Fiend is usually cool that way.
Now
you’re there, a block away at high noon for a 12:10 showing. You notice it’s an
old time theater from your Fathers childhood, the box office is an art deco
curve jutting from the center of the façade, and the woman inside wears a
uniform with epaulets.
You just know there’s a balcony and old
vaudeville stage in there, as well as one huge screen. The word Multi-plex has
not infected the English language yet. Suddenly, Rahway,NJ is cool.
As these thoughts are sinking in you notice
there is only one other person approaching the theater. “Early on a Sunday for
this type of movie for most people I guess”, Father Fiend always rational.
Then you really SEE the approaching
stranger. He looks like the love child of Keith Moon and the guy who played the
super in SEVEN-YEAR ITCH… only with a lazy eye. Then Father Fiend says, ”I
think that’s a Venus Fly-Trap he’s carrying.”
We
decide to let him get to the Box-office first.
After a few minutes of increasingly loud
conversation between the Box-Office Woman and the Fly-Trap Man, and fearing
you’ll miss the beginning, you sidle closer with Father Fiend. Maybe you can
discern the point of contention and help to resolve it, thereby acquiring your
own tickets and assuring a full viewing. You lean in to listen…
“I assure you, sir, you don’t need a ticket
for your plant!”
That
strange, but true, experience is about the only thing missing from ANCHOR BAY’S
new 4-disc ULTIMATE EDITION: DAWN OF THE DEAD.
While there have been many DOTD releases, on
all forms of home media, NONE can compare to THE ULTIMATE. All 3 versions of
the film are included; Romero’s cut AKA the US Theatrical version, the Extended
version (with almost 20 more mins.), and the European version cut by Dario
Argento with less plot to get in the way of the gore, and a different score.
All 3 discs are loaded with commentaries and
other minor bells and whistles, but it’s Disc 4 that sets this collection
apart. Not one, but two Full Length “making of” docs. The original DOCUMENT OF
THE DEAD, made as they were shooting the movie, and the brand spankin’ new THE
DEAD WILL WALK featuring current day interviews with everyone.
But it’s the free mini-comic of issue number
one of DOTD, and the walking tour travelogue of the Monroeville mall from Ken
Foree/Peter, that make this the best genre box-set in years.
10 out of 10!
And
for those of you unfamiliar with DOTD, why are you still reading? Go see it!…
especially if you’re a kid trapped in Rahway, NJ for the weekend.
Buy it here if you dare!!!!!