Tales from the Pit
By Lord Caine
I imagine a few of you think we are temporally challenged here at CTTA. Why so late with this issue? Doing the time warp again? No… there was another bloody attempt at a palace coup. When will these people… demons… whatever learn? The don’t call me LORD Caine for nothing you know.
Oh yeah they got to keep home base for a little while, but after I mustered my fellows we went back in and as they say in the current vernacular… “We owned them.”
Now there are a few hundred demons in line to interview with the coroner and even I wouldn’t want to keep that date.
To make up for my subjects lack of indiscretion we’re rewarding our readers with five extra stories this issue. That’s a %50 increase in terrific tales of terrifying, tumultuous titillation (alliteration is so much fun!). In addition we’re adding a new section entitled “News From Our Writers”. Here you can find out what feats of literary derring-do your favorite authors have been up to.
In order to keep our fine publication to a truly biannual rate of issue the next edition will be out before December… that is unless the punks get out of line again…