Tales from the Pit
by Lord Caine
What is it about zombies! I mean I like zombies… some of my best friends are zombies, but
how come so many of the best stories are about zombies? As you probably know our last podcast was
about zombies. Our next podcast will be
about zombies. One of the written
stories in this issue is about zombies.
What’s up with the freakin’ zombies?!
I know!!!!! The
current state of world affairs proves that the globe is being run by
zombies! You’ve got your republican
neoconservative zombies! You’ve got
your religious fascist terrorist zombies!
You’ve got your media savvy, beautiful people, in love with themselves
zombies. You’ve got your rip ‘em off
while they ain’t looking corporate CEO zombies!
Let’s not forget the white zombies, the black Zombies,
the red zombies, the brown zombies and the blue zombies too. Zombies are diverse, perverse and all around
town! Zombies are stumblin’, tumblin’
dancin’ fools! Zombies rule!!!!
Sorry…
Feeling a little poetic today… just a little.
It’s hard to believe this is our 8th issue and
year 4! We’ve had the honor of
introducing so many new writers and entertaining so many readers. We hope we can provide this service for
years to come.
Please be sure to check out our podcast. We’ve enlisted the aid of a new, young actor
to do our vocalizations and hopefully we’ll be able to bring you more podcasts
with ever increasing frequency.
Until next time…
Lord Caine