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The Wondrous
Journey (With Apocalyptic Map) You are about to undertake a
wondrous journey. It will be one of uninterrupted
surprise and unimaginable surplus (I have enclosed a map to make your transit
easier). The map obviously shows you the
carrels from the front door (bottom of the page) inward. Nevertheless, I suggest you begin your
journey from the back. This is so for
two reasons. First, I begin my
explanation from the rear. But second,
and more important, the front door is the only way out. Your journey will involve considerable
destiny and a goal not of your own devising.
Nevertheless, you will shortly notice that your mission will require you
overthrow fate and ignore all commandments and instructions in order to find
release and freedom. Later you will
discover, although I know you will not gather this from my discussion, that
release and freedom is precisely the name of your adventure, and that this was
the assignment you have undertaken, although none of the seventeen fixtures who
bronze the silver rules will have spoken truthfully to you. I shall, for I have lost everything I may
have had at one time. I can afford,
then, nothing and everything. This is
my gift to you. It is all quite clearly
marked on the map. It
is obvious at a glance that the locations on the map are not arranged according
to convenience. Unlike the books in my
library, in which reference works to be used often are placed close to hand,
and those least often (like texts on animal rights and Late Latin, etc.)
furthest away, these people are spread and distant. Further * EDITORS NOTE:
The following passage was deleted, inserted, and deleted again:
"...into a labyrinth, a series of parallel mirrors, into microcosmic
micromesh of cosmological circularity, a marconigram of amazement..." |Door|
|Trish' s|____________ THE GREAT
VOID: | to hell|_______PART I |
GREAT Mr. Computer| | Julie's Desk
|Mike's | | VOID:| | |Chris' / PARTII |_________________________________ | | Desk|________|Bill's
Carrel Anita's Desk |Nichole's|| |___________|Desk________________|________________| /
| Mr. Coffeemaker ||Darwin's Carrel |
|__________________||_________________
| || | |_____________ THE| Emma Lou's | | The Great
Void: |Mark's Desk | GREAT "|
Carrel | | Part VII |___________ | VOID:| |______________ | PART| ||Elaine's
Desk (Elaine, so beautiful!)||V|___________
| | |_____________|| Mr. B's|________________| Club
House | | |Frankie's
Desk || | \_____________ |___________|| || | ______| | /|__________________|| |Garn's
Desk|Discussion Room|Enter|
||______________________________________|Exit | Complicating
matters is the fact that the Great Void intersects in a number of places and in
a variety of way. I will explain this
to you. Oh, I know, you will say, well,
of course, there's always the think-a- ma-jig, you know, like, the
telephone. In the first place, your
English is atrocious. Second, the telephone merely
connects an ear to an ear and, if someone is thinking about what those on the
other line are telling them, a mind to a mind.
The factory has a fax machine.
What we should be looking for is a fax machine, which will connect
cognitive and epistemic processes to cognitive and epistemic processes. I refer to something more than a
brain-scan. We have plenty of
that! And certainly we do not want
another, high-tech mind reader. Rather, what we need is an instrument, which
explains and structures, invents policy, and possibly plays oboe. What we need is a rootless, free-roving,
electronic means of connection, which analyzes iron decisions into waxen
workable ways to achieve communication, and transmits bodies from one place to
another in something more than a metal container wheeled by steam. But I am off track! (One year as a birthday gift I attempted to
achieve this goal by presenting everyone in the factory with a dictionary and a
thesaurus. I was frustrated, however,
because I discovered not everyone's birthday occurs on the same day. Nevertheless, I never give up. I may change my methods, my decision making
procedures, my avenues or venues, my looks, my mind, my ears, my clothes ...
but NEVER give up. To give up is to be
defeated. To give up is to become
dead. To be dead is not only to be
de-feeted, but de-armed and de-thought as well. Before I forget to mention it, Happy Birthday.) The Great Void is an eight part
monstrosity of fog and wind. I have
labeled parts I, III, IV and VII on the map.
Part II is to the extreme right of the map, in Vector 7. In Part II is an amusing collection of fork
lifts, skid control tags, shelving units, and merchandise. Vector 7 also contains those who are frequently
mistaken with people (some of whom resemble fork lifts, skid control tags,
shelving units, and various types of merchandise). The Great Void embodies the famous
files -- reams, reams, and reams deep are the ancient lies of the secret
generations. Nevertheless, on a certain
page, a specific paragraph, an exact line of truth occurs. Nobody knows it is there except me, and now
you. It is a secret we share. Therefore it is our obligation to lie about
it. One day, we will enter late at
night and burn the files to the ground.
We will take care to evacuate Mr. Computer. The Great Void Part I, which lies
behind a molten curtain, contains the design units. These people, if indeed they may be called such, are responsible
to the Duke of Imagery for a process of silk-screening anatomy onto he flesh of
victims who do not work for the company.
Their counterparts work in the Great Void Part III. In III, Vector 9, the sewers sew anatomical
structures onto the structureless.
The Great Void Part IV are referred to as merchandising people. This is ironic inasmuch as they rarely, if
ever, see the merchandise. What they
see are pictures of merchandise. The
buyers are limited in number although their faces are multiple. Their primary functions seems to be to allow
things to go they way the computer dictates, yet convince you they are going
out of their way to insure events occur in a manner most suitable to your
expectations and desires.
Unfortunately, expectations are based on concrete deductions from
logical implications, while desires are based on ephemeral inductions are pried
by a logical outplications. This allows
the buyers to exploit their own ignorance and dwell in the void. The Great Void Parts V, VI, VII, and
VII and unusually effective because, while occasionally located, they seem to
vanish and reappear at will; rarely seen, never touched, and sensed with only
the most saintly and the most deranged.
I cannot be responsible for anything said about any section of the Great
Void. I cannot even be responsible for
the remarks I myself have made. I CAN
be responsible for the rest of the paper, except for those few remarks, which
follow which, pertain to either people, places or things. Everything else is entirely my
responsibility, and spoken with reverence.
It is not clear whether the Great Void is apparent or real. If it is real, then our perception of it is
apparent, yet in its very appetency is its reality. On the other hand, if it is apparent, then its appetency is it
only reality. Therefore we might
rightly call it real. Or apparent. It means about as much as saying we know who
a spy is in a certain city. Either he
is a spy, or therefore secret, or he is known, and therefore not a spy. If he is the one he is not the other, and if
he is the other then he is no longer the one. The Great Void is a vaporous nullity, affecting even the most
strong-minded author. The vapors compel
even the most malicious warrior to seek nullity. The nullity sporadically combs itself as a legion throughout the
vapor and decrees that one be thankful for the vapor. It is as if mist, illusion and rapid turn over are to be praised. There is a sense in which the entire quantum
realm reasonable resembles a gigantic satellite dish for receiving and
dispensing messages. Upon closer
inspection, however, the realm really resembles neither a satellite nor a
dish. It is a tremendous monitoring
station, which refuses delivery of messages and does not admit the possibility
of sending them. I should tell you who everyone is,
in the order as you approach. I will
tell you of each of these people, the truth as I know it. These people are those most helpful to me in
my daily quest both to find out more
information about the factory for the unconscious, and to get away from the
factory. Be careful! These people tend to walk from desk to desk,
from void to void. This is another way
of saying that you never know where they will appear. It is said in a sense that our minds can comprehend what is
spoken. Julie is the goddess of mechanics and flesh (flesh rhymes with
beasts and she was giant!). This is my
tender name for her. I have another
name for her, which is never spoken aloud.
It is a secret name, only uttered in the most sacred moments, and then
only to myself when I am not even listening.
Julie has several reputations, none of which are true. She even boasts a reputation about herself,
but it is as false as all the others.
Each is a ruse to cover a deep, severe dedication, considerateness, and
concern one gets neither from gods nor goddesses nor mechanics; neither from
ice nor fire. We all know the computer
runs the world as we know it. Julie
runs the computer. What does this tell
us about the world as we know it? Julie
both emits and requires devotion. She is the hub of the quantum field. Hubba, hubba, hubba. Trish is the kindest, sweetest
person in the quantum field. Because of
this, everyone takes advantage of her.
I will remain silent, however, promising never to hurt her with words,
and also promising to respect her in the morning. It is 2 A.M. in the Baritone section. Chris has responsibility for
answers. Luckily, not very many are
requested. Few people want
answers. Most only want to expel their
questions. When pinned down to truly
make a claim, Chris has a single response for every question. How do you do ... X? Chris will say, "Very carefully, and
with indefatigable imagination."
With his spare time, Chris is translating an Argentine book by Julio de
Greco into English. He has been working
on it for seven years now, and has succeeded in transcribing the entire first
chapter: El hombre numerous de penas y
de dias (The man counted his penis as something like a dias). Mike is in charge of accounts
payable and accounts receivable. Many
are the souls indebted to his performance.
Anita was once a manager. She
has taken a demotion. Now she is a
district supervisor. Nicole no longer works for the
company. They keep her seat open, however;
first, because you never know when she may be back; second, because you cannot
really be sure she ever left. Mr. Computer is a shining example of
electrodes and spinsterhood. Although I
have never met him, I have frequently been the hapless recipient of his
benevolence and the occasional target of his inopportune demands. I obey.
For I am an obedient one. If I
were a rebellious son, I would not disobey, but would rebel. Thee are relations between words and we
frequently allow them to determine relations between people. Mr. Computer is neither a word nor a
person. He is something else entirely,
and we really should not use the gender specific word to describe him. Nevertheless, we do so from an ancient
habit. I have peered in the window, and while I know he computer
contains whirling electrons, flashing ionization modulators, a nuclear
accelerator, an incredible capacity for mathematical operations and the
generator of numberless destinies, all I ever see is a cream colored panel, digital
green numbers and a few knobs and levers.
The computer seems to baseless and groundless next to the animate,
inveterate, logic destroying and vivacious Julie. )oh Julie, how I loved you.) Mr. Coffee Maker is the most
interesting fellow who works here. The
story is told that Nietzsche, unbeknownst to him, was led into a house of
prostitution. Looking around, he
noticed a piano in the corner and said, "This is the only being in here
with a soul." With the exception
of certain figures, which will be clearly labeled throughout your wondrous
journey, the story applies quite well.
Mr. Coffee Maker is the agent of morning salvation. Bill is the pedagogue of the
company. In another decade he may have
been called the Archangel of Logic. In
this lifetime, he is the winner of the life-time achievement award for
measurement and devices. He was a
gunner in the military. Now he is
Controller of the Terrain and Master of the Distance. Darwin is the center of
contention. Several epitaphs struggle
to replace his true, classified moniker.
Endearing terms are applied to him, such as the macrocephalated ego, the
swordless headman, stalagmite rectum.
He is known as the hemoglobin repository, the lubrious encasement for
entrails, and the magisterial redundancy.
He is the Master of the Documents; the one who requires and proves,
approves and attests documentation for everything. In this regard, he began to document the source, and has not
completed his task to this day.* Darwin
knows the invisible design of curls and knots.
This skill enables him to pull a single strand of the labyrinthine knot
and unravel it from any shoe string in he universe. His skill is easily transferred to intellectual discourse. He would have made a marvelous literary critic,
but preferred to work at a spaghetti house.
While consistently and continually carrying a copy of Porphyry's
ISAGOGE, Darwin is working on a proof that even if A = B, it is not necessarily
the case that B = A. People who say B =
A confuse this statement with A is equivalent to B. He is the only person in the quantum field to ever think: "If we do so for negative commandments,
we ought do so for positive ones as well.
After all, this is a binary universe.
Therefore, when complimented, we ought to say, 'I'm rubber; you're
glue. Whatever you say bounces off me
and sticks to you.' Two metaphoric
assertions followed by an unrealistic predictive! Hummmmm. I must make a
note of this phenomenon, or phenomena.
Whatever." He is the type who,
upon hearing a needle was lost near the Great Void Part VII imported a number
of hay stacks. When the needle was
finally found, he consented to be called the* EDITORS NOTE: The following passage was deleted as text,
inserted as a parenthetical remark, deleted, re-inserted as a footnote, deleted, attached as an appendix,
and finally taken out and expanded into a separate article: The following process is
documents. Darwin tells Emma Lou the
day’s instructions. Emma Lou tells
each of the outpost charges, who tell their drones. The drones go home and sometimes do, sometimes do not, tell their
parents. In this manner, while kept
alive in the imagination of Darwin, he message is quickly and efficiently, if
quietly, forgotten. Such is the way
electrodes have designed their human savants. Magnificent, the Immaculate, the
Wonderful. Few people heard me whisper
The Man of LaMancha. He replied to the
others by quoting Plato: Trachmontous said, "By the gods, Plato, you are
right!" Plato said, "So are
you!" Emma Lou calls everyone
'honey.' The angrier she is the more
she calls you honey. I have been honeyed more than anyone else
who works for the computer. She
remembers the hectograph clearly, but thinks Jeckles feathered friend was name
'Hackle.' Rumors circulate which state
she remembers the Edsel -- not the car; the baby. Mr. B. should not be confused with
the famous Mr. B who advertises in New York.
There is a Mr. B.'s restaurant, but this is not him either. There is a Mr. B. in San Diego, but this is
not him. In fact, his fingers stretch
toward every object, firm and weak, yet his voice continually cries, "This
is not me. This is not me." He is an illusion, a most cruel one at
that! He is the type who digs the wax
from the bottom of the glasses and uses them as holiday crystal. Garn cannot have enough said about
her. She is in charge of
communications. Therefore I shall not
try to say anything about her. She is,
by he way, the mother-in-law of Julie.
To speak of her, then, is to risk blasphemy. Frankie's primary responsibility seems to be to keep her eye
on Mark. Mark does never seem to worry about anything. If he does, he does not do so in an overt
manner which would elicit our invention of sympathy nor, more importantly,
inspire us to think he is working on our behalf. He does not, for example, worry about the dizzying smallness of
the parking lot which he is compelled to stare at for hours upon hours a day. He does not worry that those below, in what
they lovingly call the dungeon, may be looking up at the soles of his
feet. He does not worry about school
buses which anarchistically assert:
STOP STATE LAW. He does not
worry that a certain men lotion, which shall remain anonymous, says,
"Splash on Brut 33 ... after shave, after shower, after
anything![Registered]"
ANYTHING? You and I know that
encompasses quite a bit, some of which does not strictly call for Brut 33." One day there was an industrial
accident in the House of Wares (located most frequently in vector 7). It seems a forklift ran into the vast
storage area piled high with boxes of face masks and personal illusions. The manager of Vector 7 was highly upset,
primarily because the forks were stored on the other side of the section. The machines which should have been used to
store the masks were psychoanalysis and tender-loving-care. The manager had given clear instructions
that the reckless (or actually the wrecking) machine should have been strictly
forbidden from any area except that containing the antique pitchforks, the
knives and forks, and the forked tongues.
He immediately called Mark into his realm, demanding to know what
punishment was to be delivered to the driver.
Mark correctly quoted the rules of Vector 7: Nothing is to be delivered, anywhere. The manager was furious with rage. "Well, what in hell are we to do now?" Mark, completely in control of the
situation, splashed on Brut 33. Mark's primary job, however, is to keep an eye on Elaine. Elaine is one I toast on the non-secular New Year by
drinking a small vile of honey. She is
the type of woman to whom you sincerely say on a daily basis, "Thank you
for allowing me to see you again," -- where the "me" is
certainly in the middle of the sentence, but "you" is mentioned twice. She has the name of one of my first loves;
therefore she merits all my firsts again.
I spent numerous hours during the day upon which we either repent
wholeheartedly and/or are judged and condemned, thinking of various ways to seduce
or be seduced by her. If you ask why I
love her, I will answer, although I do not expect you to understand. It is the nape of her neck. I know what you may think. I do not have a fetish. In fact, I've never noticed the nape of any
other people’s neck. Compelled to think of the nape of
her neck, I am forced to think of other necks.
Julie's neck is erect with pride and a furious determinism not to be
unpacked by despisers of the computer.
The computer has no neck.
Darwin's neck is mangled and tormented by his own perception that all
the world lies upon his shoulders. Mr.
B, of course, is necklace; supported by gargoyles and tarantulas, being a
fantasy of advertising. Trish, as they
say, has a neck de'lish. I am sure Emma
Lou has a neck, but I refuse to speculate.
Garn had a neck with a telephone growing out of it. I have not mentioned which of these
people the Great Void, who are vehicles and receptacles for the Great Void,
effects. I do know that several people
who work here, perhaps not the ones I have mentioned, but perhaps them
occasionally as well, sit like macula, hoover outside doorways, discuss Marxism
and have a crystal ball which whispers to them each morning, "It is the
others who are null and void; it is the others who are null and void; it is the
others..." I can reveal these truths to you
because I am fortified by Dubonnet -- William Edward Durghardt Dubonnet. Once outside, you know you have
passed through the mind of God. Once
outside, the fresh air shall revive you and the minute parking lot (there are
few visitors) will resurrect your interest in escape. Once in the fertile mind of the fresh air, you know you are wise
and that everything you brought with you -- the satchel! did I mention the
satchel? -- is exclusively yours. Our
ethical problem occurs when we realize we have been through all that there is:
with whom do we share? On my first trip through, I bowed my
head to remember all those, both named and nameless, who either worked here or
use to work for us: Joyce Pease,
Christy Sperry, Sue Brown, Dante Alleghieri, and many, many others. Their names have faded into the walls, added
thickness to the walls, exist as dim memories which further protect the inside
of Leviathan. Did I mention beautiful Elaine? I truly loved her, loved her so much that I wrote poem, yes poems
both to and for her. I did love her,
but the only way I could get near, and, or close to her was to date and
eventually marry her sister. As the famous French philosopher Dao
deChing says: Learn to be water. In
the end, this place is a parable for what is in my head. I have invested all these characters and
established locations for their desks.
I have invested names and personalities, have assigned their work, have
given them various relationships with both themselves and the Great Void. The last mentioned is the only one I have
not devised. The Great Void is that
which is learning to become water. Here
I sit thinking about Beverly Newman Thompson and am thinking thank the
bibbleboard I am capable.
Mr. Schwartz certainly has an interesting view of his day job.
by
G David Schwartz