Subject: Wally, Wonderful B.
GENSTAT number: ????-????-????
Date Assigned: 09/08/0001
Monitoring Period: Freakin' Forever
Transcript ref number:WHOBGC-GIVESFG-A1SHIT.A
Date: 10/20/2358 Time: 22:32
LOCATION - LAS - WALLY'S WORLD
VISUAL SCAN - Wally's wearing the most outrageous multicolor faux fur coat over a black and white no collar shirt, leather pants and a bitchin' pair of leather high top sneaks.
EM Scan - Electromagnetic fields indicate a totally distinguished aura.
The dude is cookin'. His fingers are flying over the keyboard like lightening. Of course the cell is totally trashed like it always is. Discarded food containers, that are SUPPOSED to be recyled are like everywhere. Wally's working on a subroutine that's supposed to enhance MY invisible nature. I guess this other hacker dude is at war with Wally and is trying to track me down to decompile me. Punk. Whoa. This chick just strolled in. Tres cute. Let's check the old database... Hmmm.... Adriene Jenkens. Her father's the mayor of UFS. Whoa! Wally better be nice to this chick. He doesn't even see her. Wally jumps a mile when Adriene puts a hand on his shoulder. WALLY AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Adrienne pulls back in terror as Wally spins on her. He holds a can of iNcapacitate spray in one hand. Adrienne sees the can of spray and bursts into tears. Wally looks at the can dumbfounded and then back at Adrienne. He's like tres confused. WALLY Gees Addy I wasn't really gonna spray you. You just scared the hell out of me. I didn't hear you come in. How'd you get by all of my security anyway. Wally stands and goes over to Adrienne to give her a consoling hug. Dude! You animal! ADRIENNE I used the password you gave me! WALLY Oh yea. Spaceshot. ADRIENNE I'm in big trouble Wally. I need your help. WALLY Sure Addy. You know I'd do anything for you. Come sit down. Jesus, you look terrible. She looks bitchin't to me. ADRIENNE Thanks. WALLY Sorry. Wally leads Adrienne over to a litter strewn couch. With a sweep of his arm he knocks all of the crap onto the floor and out of the way. The two sit. WALLY What's wrong? ADRIENNE I was seeing this guy. Adrienne studies Wally before he goes on. WALLY Yeah? So? Your old man giving you a hard time? ADRIENNE He got murdered Wally. WALLY Oh shit. ADRIENNE I was there. WALLY Did you see who did it? ADRIENNE No. I got there just after they did it. WALLY They? ADRIENNE Yeah, I thought I heard three voices. One was Les. WALLY Les is the guy that got wasted? ADRIENNE Wally! He was my lover. WALLY Sorry... Killed. ADRIENNE Yes. He was going down there to meet this guy Krak. I think they set him up. WALLY And now you're afraid they're after you. ADRIENNE I see monsters in the shadows Wally. I don't know what to expect. I'm so afraid. Wally stands and places a finger on a chin. WALLY Too bad this had to happen now. ADRIENNE Why? WALLY I'm in the middle of a net war with this guy Hacker. Don't you love his name! Like he's the only hacker in the world. The guys a total neuron. Adrienne looks as though she's about to burst into tears again. ADRIENNE Does that mean you can't help me? WALLY No! No! I'll help you Addy. We'll figure a way out of this. I need more information though. Topper! Yo! That's me! TOPPER At your service totally sly guy! WALLY Find out all you can about this Krak trash. TOPPER In a nano second fellow intellect! Wally turns to Adrienne. WALLY What was Les's last name? ADRIENNE Donovan. WALLY And everything about this guy Les Donovan that got himself wa- killed. Then download it to my study base. TOPPER In a flash and I'm kickin' ass. Wally turns back to Adrienne. WALLY While Top's doing that I'm going to start laying down a security grid around you and erase you from all local monitors. I'll put an Mrat on you too and link it back to an HAI that will be linked to your locater. You got a type III locater? ADRIENNE It's at home. WALLY You can take one of my spares. The HAI will watch your back. Adrienne stands and gives Wally a big hug and kiss. All right dude! Wally turns red. ADRIENNE Thanks Wally. You're truly a life saver. WALLY Hey, anything for my adopted little sister. Little sister! Right. An embarrassed Wally returns to his computer console. Adrienne curls up on the couch and falls asleep.
Date: 11/04/2358 Time: 18:32
LOCATION - LAS - WALLY'S WORLD
VISUAL SCAN - Wally's dressed for war, man! Net war! Net war! He is rockin' in leather pants, Demistriker knee high boots, leather biker jacket and leather skull cap! Addy's standing behind him and she's ready to get it on! Er, with the net... war... thing. She's got leather pants on too and this fine looking leather halter. If I wasn't an AI and if Wally wasn't my friend and creator I'd... never mind.
EM Scan - Electromagnetic fields indicate a totally torqued aura.
The dude is fired up! Hacker launched another viral attack at our cell again. He tried to shutdown the security grid but I was there in flash kicking ass. I brought down all the hard links to the net and steel shelled the cell. We just got the backdoors on line and we're puking into the net like a geyser of necrotic neurons. We're gonna find that som-a-bitch and-
WALLY Topper! Whoa that's me. TOPPER Yes wired one! WALLY The net mask is on! Hacker doesn't see us. Wally flips over to holo interface and starts moving ghostly controls in three dimensional space. Addy starts to kneed Wally's shoulders. He pretends not to notice, but smiles. WALLY So he wants to fuck with my cell, huh? TOPPER That was the command sub packet I found in the virus I captured. I peeled that little fucker like a grape! Uh, sorry Addy. ADDY That's all right Top. I've heard those words before. WALLY Hacker screwed up. He's got one of his HAI's sitting by monitoring us. He wants to make sure the cell goes down. ADDY Do you think they're doing this to get at me? WALLY Could be. I don't know. Hacker and I've been going at it for a few years now. Could be he just wants to fuck with me. ADDY Or it could be Krak hired Hacker to get me out of here. WALLY It doesn't matter Addy. No one's getting in here with out me letting them. THERE! TOPPER Awesome! ADDY What!? What happened? TOPPER Wally just tagged Hacker's HAI and hit him with a net dump. It's running like a scared rabbit right back to HACKER. WALLY Open up the netslam! Shove it down the pipe! I want it right behind that HAI. Oh this is gonna be good! This is gonna be so good! Open! FLUSH! TOPPER Netslam is activated. WALLY YEEEEHAAAWWW! Hacker opened up the trapdoor for his HAI. He's been slammed! ADDY What does that mean? WALLY About three gigabytes of virus's just dumped into his system, PLUS a one megawatt power spike plus his environmentals are all screwed up! He's taking a shower in a fridge right now. ADDY Shower? TOPPER Spark shower! The three start laughing. TOPPER Fire alarms just went off in LAS. Oh I think Hacker's going to be out of action for a while! WALLY Far out! We won! We beat that som-a-bitch. Wally jumps up and grabs Addy and the begin to dance around the room. WALLY What did I tell you! No one messes with me girl! No one get's in here unless I want them to! The door hisses open to Wally's quarters. A tall dark shadow in a long black cloak is framed there. We all scream. Wally and Addy clutch each other in terror. Jack Ironwood steps out of the shadows. The door hisses closed behind him. JACK Is that supposed to be funny? I took a shower this morning. Wally falls back into his chair relieved that Jack is not the specter of death. WALLY Jesus Jack you scared the shit out of me. I thought you were one of Hacker's goons. Jack smiles. JACK Sorry. I'm my own goon. Addy slides behind Wally and eyes Jack suspiciously. JACK You're Dan Jenkins girl, aren't you? ADDY Yeah. JACK He's not going to like it very much you being down here. ADDY Yeah so. Jack smiles an evil smile. JACK So I get no small amount of satisfaction from that. You'll forgive me, but your father is an uptight screw head. Addy smiles a coy smile. ADDY He means well, he's just really caught up in his job. Jack turns his attention to Wally. JACK What can you tell me about some hacker named Hacker. He must have a hell of an imagination. WALLY Well, right about now he's dunkin' his ass in a bucket of water. JACK English Wally. What are you talking about? WALLY The grand slam! JACK You net slammed him!? WALLY Damn straight! JACK You gave him a three way? WALLY Viral, environmental, and electrical. The alarms are going off all over the place down on level eighteen. JACK Where? Wally Corridor thirteen, no cell number, it's a masked cell. Jack pops his ear piece and the microphone attached to his locator swings in front of his mouth. JACK Connect me to Stryker priority Alpha one! Hello? Jack looks at Wally. JACK Why is my locater not working? WALLY We've got a steel shell on the cell. JACK Lift it. Boy this Ironwood dude is sure pushy. WALLY Topper? TOPPER Done. Jack turns away and speaks into his microphone. JACK Connect me to Lex Stryker priority Alpha one!... Stryker, this Ironwood. Send every spare you got to LAS, level 18, corridor 13. Our hacker is suffering burn out right now... No a friend of mine hit him with a grand slam... I guess he got careless... Right I'll meet you down there. Jack pops his ear piece and the microphone pulls back up over his head. Jack points at Wally. JACK I owe you one son. Think about what kind of electronic toy you'd like and I'll get it for you. Hey! This guy ain't all bad. WALLY All right! Thanks Jack. Jack spins and exits the cell. The two watch him go. ADDY He makes me nervous. WALLY Ah Jack's all right. Let me tell you, if you're ever in real trouble, Jack's the one to have on your side. Addy mulls this over as she contemplates the door in front of her.
Date: 11/07/2358 Time: 22:32
LOCATION - LAS - WALLY'S WORLD
VISUAL SCAN - Wally's like totally relaxed at the net monitor. I can tell he's nervous though, cause he just keeps scanning. Addy's not around. I think she went out for some covert shopping.
EM Scan - Electromagnetic fields indicates major mellowness.
WALLY It's too quiet Top! TOPPER Like... for what? WALLY They didn't nail Hacker. He's out about I know it. He had to have backup systems... a place to hide. TOPPER And you havn't scanned him. WALLY No. He has to be masked. He's being real careful. TOPPER Maybe you can ID his mask program and disassemble it. WALLY I've been trying to track down anything that looks like a mask, but there's a lot of crap out on the net. I think he's floating a lot of digital camoflouge out there. TOPPER What do you think he's up to? WALLY I know what he's up to TOPPER What? WALLY No good. TOPPER Oh.Wally yawns and stumbles out of his chair toward the bathroom. Most AI's don't worry. Wally programmed me so I can. Now I'm worrying about Hacker and my least favorite word... revenge.
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